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class BonsaiGardener:
    def __init__(self):
        self.trees = []
        self.patience_level = float('inf')
        self.coffee_level = 0

    def add_tree(self, species: str, age_years: int):
        """Add a new tiny tree to our collection"""
        if self.coffee_level < 1:
            return "Too tired to garden... ☕"

        self.trees.append({
            'species': species,
            'age': age_years,
            'size': 'smol',  # All bonsai are smol
            'last_watered': 'recently'
        })
        return f"Yay! Added a {species} to the collection!"

    def practice_patience(self):
        """Key skill for bonsai gardening"""
        meditation_hours = 0
        while meditation_hours < 1000:
            if self.is_tree_growing_too_fast():
                print("Remember: Trees are like code - no rushing!")
            meditation_hours += 1

    @property
    def garden_status(self):
        return f"Currently tending {len(self.trees)} tiny trees with {self.patience_level} units of patience"